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About me? I'm really kind of an asshole, whether I like you or not. I'm pretty sure I'm hilarious, though.

I like to burn incense and sit on pillows.
Most of who I am can be narrowed down to Harry Potter, eating, and being a jerk.

I like wasting time.

This is fucking incredible.

I never have to go to another day of high school in my life.

I am never going to be younger than I am today. 

I have absolutely no idea what to feel.

FUCKING GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH

FUCKING GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH

cordisre:

French photographer Xavier Lucchesi uses a medical scanner as the basis for his portrait work, where he takes the final X-ray and adds color, highlighting certain shapes or organs.

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

(via voidoid)

About three seconds before she sneezed all over my face.

About three seconds before she sneezed all over my face.

(Source: godsnarls)


Goblin Shark


WHAT
WHAT IN GOD’S NAME
HOLY MOTHER OF HELL WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT MONSTROSITY
NOT REAL
this is the reason i am afraid of things

Goblin Shark

WHAT

WHAT IN GOD’S NAME

HOLY MOTHER OF HELL WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT MONSTROSITY

NOT REAL

this is the reason i am afraid of things

(Source: straightedgejuggalo, via oxblood)

But what was normal in the evening, by the morning seems insane.

But what was normal in the evening, by the morning seems insane.

(Source: ciarabelles, via oxblood)

I know everybody must be sick and tired of prom pictures by now, but this is actually like my favourite picture of all time, so…

I know everybody must be sick and tired of prom pictures by now, but this is actually like my favourite picture of all time, so…

I love you ♥
(the only picture my sister managed to get of us kissing… hehe)

I love you 

(the only picture my sister managed to get of us kissing… hehe)

  • france: ten
  • france: twenty
  • france: thirty
  • france: forty
  • france: fifty
  • france: sixty
  • france:
  • france:
  • france: sixty ten
  • world: france what are you do—
  • france: four twenties
  • world: france stop it
  • france: four twenties ten
  • world: france that doesn't even make any sense
  • france:
  • france:
  • france:
  • world:
  • france:
  • world:
  • france: hundred.

Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I’ve got to live with these fuckers for the rest of my life, I thought.

—Charles Bukowski (via zealotry)

(Source: henrycharlesbukowski, via zealotry)